Karma was officially disproven today in what is probably the single most bizarre news story I have ever read.
A Kansas man left his girlfriend alone in the bathroom for two years before calling the cops, only to find that her body had been fused to the toilet for over a month. In return, he won 20,000 dollars in his second lottery jackpot of the year.
If I knew all it took to get rich was having a crazy girlfriend/toilet hybrid, i would have engineered one years ago.
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