…Far Cry is a bad movie.
Despite being Uwe Boll’s most accurate adaptation to date, it still feels incredibly dissimilar to the game I played.
For those of you unfamiliar with the game, it tells the story of Jack Carver, a war vet badass who now runs a charter boat. He is hired by a [...]
It’s just kinda gonna get wasted away, like the picture above. Except while in reality, it’s just another $10 that will be staying in Evan’s bank account… oh who’re we kidding, it will get spent on a pizza. Also, in searching for a good picture, I once again question Google’s [...]
So, I didn’t get a chance to watch Far Cry this month. (Sorry Evan) So instead I present to you Internet: The Movie, something that may be equally bad or much, much worse! Or more entertaining, depending on how much alcohol and drugs have been consumed. In any case, aliens are about to teach [...]
Oh my god, bear is flying a plane! How can this…. oh wait, he’s just destroying it for food.
Fortunately, the pilot was able to repair the plane enough to get it to fly… USING DUCT TAPE.
On a related note, remind me never to be a plane [...]
The Fucking Weather is pretty awesome. Remember all of those sites like willthelargehadroncolliderdestroytheworld.com? (which unfortunately had its domain expire, much like wasl2006.org, but not quite having ~30 women on the screen.) Well it reminds me of those.
(Ok, so I guess a lot of my content lately has [...]
Happy Valentine’s Day, if you celebrate such things. Otherwise, happy 1 month to Emerald City ComiCon!
Here’s a picture of what I had for dinner.
Hey look, Matt is on a major news site! Since when has Bacon Today been considered major news? Since bacon has been delicious, that’s when. Why didn’t I post about it sooner? I was too lazy.
Alright, so here’s the deal. John Madden comes up with the Turducken, [...]
I was going to make a blog post, out of fairness, chastizing Pibb Xtra for also being incorrect. (It’s spelled with an “E”, dorks) However, while googling for a picture to go with this article, I found this site:
This is the single best collection of pdrepper [...]
via ReadWriteWeb:
Earlier today, we had a runaway hit of a post that went viral within a few hours, getting unbelievable pageviews and hundreds of retweets and comments.
The trouble was, it wasn’t because of the post’s content. Due to some interesting SEO magic, the post was one of the [...]
Today I am debuting a new feature I’ve had in my head for a while: YNTE Movie Night. The idea is that it’s like a book club, only less lame. Everyone who wants to participate watches the same movie and then afterward we discuss it’s merits.
However, with YNTE Movie Night, there likely won’t be [...]
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