I was out at Taco Bell, having lunch, wearing my Sounders FC shirt, because it’s hella comfortable. A lady and her two kids walk in. One of them points at me and says:
Look, mom! A soccer ball!
Apparently, since I cut off my “long hairs”, now all anyone can see is my big round [...]
OH MY GOD BEAR IS HAVING SEX, HOW CAN THIS BE?
“Are they playing?”
…but since it was two and a half hours, I’m counting it.
For better or worse, “Lost” is over.
There will be spoilers ahead, so if you worry about that sort of thing you should probably stop reading.
The finale was pretty much your standard Lost fare. There were more questions than answers, the whole [...]
Why? Deadpool is a confirmed character. I’m not much of a comic buff (or like them more than any adult should), but I know enough that he is awesome. “Deadpool’s teleportation device will comically malfunction if you spam his teleport move. Also, he breaks the fourth wall by beating [...]
So this week and next week, I am on phones duty at work, as well as performing odd jobs and moving furniture in and out of rooms and other things that the higher-ups don’t want to do and delegated to us, as per usual. Anyway, the phones area is [...]
As you likely already know. I like comic books a lot. Perhaps more than any adult should. As such, I pretty much look the other way at the bizarre superpowers some people have. Mild precognition and the proportionate strength of a spider? Sure. Near unlimited healing factor so powerful [...]
…but not by any of you mooks.
1) Michael’s snack is bad for the super-thin
The Michael in question here, is Michael from Burn Notice, who fans of the show will know, has a fondness for yogurt.
So what does yogurt, being bad and the super thin reference? A [...]
Happy birthday Evan! To commemorate this wonderous occasion, I am giving you a picture of a pizza, but it’s actually a cake. I have no idea how it tastes though, I just googled pizza cake and this is what came up. It probably tastes like both. Also, as an [...]
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