So while I was writing those other two movie reviews tonight, I had a movie going on the other monitor and it was SO GOOD I had to write about it immediately. You know, good in a YNTE Movie Night sense, where it’s terrible, but fun to watch and loudly criticize.
The [...]
I realized as I was making that last post, that I have another movie night in the bank. About two months back I saw M. Night Shayamalan’s “The Last Airbender”.
I was going to come up with punny titles for this like “The Last Gharish Member” or “The Worst Airbender” or “the Last M. [...]
I promised I’d watch those 5 “monsters eating bikini babes” movies by now, didn’t I?
I’ll get to them all… eventually. But I got a bit sidetracked and thus far, I’ve only seen one of them. But boy was it a classic.
I saw “Sharktopus”, and it was exactly the movie you would [...]
So I returned home from Vegas yesterday, and subsequently passed out after the irritating flight home. Since my first name is the latest in the alphabet compared to the rest of my family, I get the pleasure of always getting an aisle seat, and I can’t just take a nap on the plane ’cause people [...]
So here’s a picture of a polar bear. I tried searching Google for “Christmas bear” ’cause I was lazy, but it was all teddy bears, cliparts, and coloring book pages. The suggestions said “did you mean Christmas polar bear?” And lo and behold, here’s result #1.
Although one of those coloring [...]
Not pictured: Most of those bills.
It was really helpful at the LAN party we had, as I paid for a lot of the pizza. Like, 5 pizzas. Good stuff. In any case I’ve gotta get the rest of my posts in. It’s been a busy month, so not a whole lot of buzzing going [...]
Matt, upon receiving this money, you are contractually obligated to make posts or to travel back down here to give me back 8 bucks. Or 8 pizzas.
Matt, I have good news and bad news:
The good news is that I publicly remembered your birthday on time.
The bad news is that your parents have LIED to you your whole life. You were actually born on the 13th! You are actually two days younger than you thought.
Hopefully this COMPLETELY [...]
