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The Greatest Innovation in Pizza Technology

By Matt On June 30, 2011 · Leave a Comment

There’s a pair of scissors out there that both cuts your pizza and acts as a server. I, for one, tend to completely mangle a pizza when I’m trying to use a pizza cutter, especially if it’s not that sharp. This could solve all of our problems when it comes to making our [...]

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Untrustworthy Name: Eh, Steve?

By Evan On June 30, 2011 · Leave a Comment

One last unreliable entry before the deadline: I give you “A Steve’s Professional Truck Mounted Steam Cleaning”

It takes real courage to say, “Either myself or another person sharing my name will come clean your carpet, assuming I am allowed to drive my van into your living room.”

Or maybe it’s [...]

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Speaking of Games…

By Matt On June 30, 2011 · Leave a Comment

As you guys have probably figured out by now, Steam is one of our favorite platforms for getting games on. And right now they’re having another sale.

Much like the winter sale, steam generally has a smaller summer sale, and this summer is no exception. For a week and a half, there are new [...]

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Evan Reviews Games Matt Paid For: Hydrophobia Prophecy

By Evan On June 30, 2011 · 1 Comment

Welcome to Evan Reviews Games Matt Paid For! This is part one of a three part series! (at least three, maybe more!)

The first game in this series is Hydrophobia: Prophecy, which I got a chance to play last night after the game was gifted to me for Double Prizemas.

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Untrustworthy Name: Firefighter on Duty

By Matt On June 29, 2011 · Leave a Comment

I had almost forgotten, our loyal reader Matt’s Mom had an entry for this month’s contest on June 6, and even if I’ve redeemed my character by providing Evan with Double Prizemas, I’ve lost all credibility by forgetting this.

Anyway, here is what she had to say:

I think I may have an entry [...]

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Untrustworthy Name: Backpage

By Matt On June 29, 2011 · 3 Comments

The untrustworthy name in question is an advertisement I saw on a webcomic I frequent.

I can assume that this is the title name: BACKPAGE (THE MOVIE). Now, it’s not the name itself that bothers me, but the name it makes for itself. First of all, it’s trying to sell itself with a [...]

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Double Prizemas for Evan

By Matt On June 29, 2011 · 2 Comments

As promised, here are two prizes for missing the prize deadline for last month. I searched Pizza on steam again, and came up with Farm Frenzy: Pizza Party as the only other alternative. Even though this sounds extremely close to Pizza Frenzy, it’s both from 2010 instead of 2006, AND ONLY HALF THE [...]

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Why did I (am I) eat (eating) this? A Jar of Honey

By Matt On June 28, 2011 · 6 Comments

What you see here is a jar of raw honey. Nothing too spectacular at first glance.

However, this isn’t just any honey, but local honey. And I’ve started a regimen of eating one teaspoon of it a day. Why?

The answer: allergies. Alternative answer: natural lollipop. But mostly the former, as eating just [...]

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An Apology, A Refutation, and An Update

By Matt On June 28, 2011 · 1 Comment

Firstly, some of you may have noticed that I haven’t posted a single post this month up until now. Normally that’s fine and dandy and all, but I’m still one of the main contributors for this site, so it isn’t necessarily a good thing to just not post anything for a while without notice. And [...]

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Evan made a better contest entry!

By Evan On June 28, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Less than 60 hours to go in the Unreliable Name Contest with the newly amended end time, and still no competition! Get those entries in, folks!

Rather than coast to my apathetic victory, I figured I would up the stakes with a more legitimate entry!

Today, on Xbox Live, a new game was [...]

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