Surely someone else can come up with something better than this.
Name: Attention-Seeking Seductress (for the alliteration, not the acronym)
Powers: Swappable Installed Headgear, electricity powers, super speed
It’s obvious that she had some sort of traumatic head injury that became the perfect fit on the top of her head. And in this injury, [...]
As I was checking the site this morning, I noticed something peculiar. As you all know I like to look for advertisements and their ridiculousness, but this one is currently taking the cake. That advertisers we have seem to have figured out that Evan likes comic books and superheroes. I’m just not so sure that [...]
I visited home a couple weeks ago, and saw this confusing sign at subway.
In all honesty, I think that those signs needs some commas at the very least.
I received Evan’s gift last night, and I am sure going to play it later. It shows a lot of promise, and I won’t say what it is, but it involves (presumably) an adventure and a crystal skull. I even gifted Evan a game in return!
But as our website gains more notoriety (or not), [...]
So I recently spent my hard-earned cash buying Matt a very nice present. He didn’t seem to enjoy it, even suggesting that I bought him a bad game on purpose.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. Matt is a good friend of mine and I want him to have all the best video [...]
I get the feeling that Evan was dissatisfied with my recommendation of Atom Zombie Smasher, which I think it’s hella fun, but I was telling him that when I was at work before I had a customer come in, so I couldn’t quite finish my explanation on that day. Regardless, we had a riveting conversation [...]
I’ll get around to reviewing the two pizza games Matt bought me. But first, this! Recently, back when Steam was having their Summer Sale, Matt and I had this exchange:
I wish Matt would have answered my question, because while it’s a fairly clever variant on the formula, yes, [...]
First of all, congrats to Matt for winning the contest! I hope you enjoy your prize.
There is some dispute, however, as to who will be providing that prize.
From Rena’s article announcing the winner:
Round of applause to Matt, everybody. I believe Evan is the prize-giver this time around.
That’s news to me! [...]
Hey y’all. It’s been pointed out to me that I am redonkulously late on posting the June contest winner. Hey, what do I look like, a guy who’s not lazy?
For the record, Chris’s post is not eligible to win since it came in after the contest deadline, but it was pretty great so I [...]
This is Chris, the Rule Czar’s best half. Anyways, I found this gem of a company whilst driving:
It looks like a child put their business email on their vehicle. Not only did they put one of the letters of their own name on backwards, but they horribly overestimated the amount of letters [...]
